Lu-Chu
Tuesday June 21st 2005, 10:35 am
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LU-CHU
Baton Rouge, LA
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contact: luchu at jazzinfection dot com

CURRENT
Who Am I

Go Home

Up 2 Heaven

Wuella Backs It Up

Foul Play, Pleasant Plan

Sass And Thunderdick

New Law

Rubber Duckie Trouble

A Company That Realizes Dreams: The Lu-Chu Story
LU-CHU is a creator of hopes ; the realization of dreams, customer satisfaction, the generation of profits, and hopes for lasting success have sprouted, grown and fruited in every corner of our company; Today the sweet frangrance pervades our entire factory. At the same time, we are now taking bold strides toward our goal of Zero-Defects. While the production of music, wire rod, and nuts is a basic industry, our company rules a spirit to refind on our product. We always aspire for the finest quality and new challenges for ourselves. To review the passed years, the result can’t be said is perfect but we have to recognize that it is glorious. While changes in external factors are beyond our control, the subjective requirements for success are firmly within our grasp. I, LU CHU, strongly believe that a factory culture of open mind and perseverance will create a future for ourselves and our customers.


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Can’t wait to get to a computer with a sound card to download this stuff! Give it up one time for the Thirsty Pack of High Life and the sweltering Apartment on Oxford where much Science was put down!

Comment by Viktor 1 06.22.05 @ 10:16 am

who is this asshole? and how does he think hes going to get away with this? this is an outrage!

Comment by liam 06.22.05 @ 5:15 pm

I am sorry, but that kind of language and behavior is not welcome on this website “liam.” Perhaps you should take your trashmouth somewhere more welcoming to your freewheeling poltroonery, you cockpastry.

Comment by B'Angelo 06.23.05 @ 9:41 am

Our heroes are a group of young children, led by a sexy former superhero. Lu-Chu had known the sexy superhero for (plus or minus) one million years, the majority of which were flamboyant ones. The sexy superhero calmly assured Lu-Chu that most venomous koalas shudder before mating, then consume themselves into infinty of nothingness.Duly ecstatic about the looming crises, he gripped his grebulon tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

Comment by BARLARVER OBADY 06.25.05 @ 1:08 am

I find Lu-Chu’s music very inspirational.

Comment by kkennedy 06.26.05 @ 9:30 pm

Lu-Chu,

Your music is vibrant. New Law reminded me of a cool subtitled film where the protagonist is searching for meaning in an otherwise bleak future, but she is cool while doing it. Rubber Duckie Trouble is fun, a sort of Asian hip-hoppy/house. Too cool!

Comment by Bridgette 06.27.05 @ 10:26 pm

LU-CHU,

PU-TAI, drunken immortal, laughs as LI-PO drowns in the reflection of the moon. Perhaps the cruel LU-CHU convinced LI-PO to dive into the water and once and for all possess the moon as his prize alone and for all time. Perhaps, instead, mistaking the trickery of LU-CHU, a huge shiny wire rod nut for the moon, LI-PO, in his greed and reluctance to relinquish his prize, sinks and alas, drowns. Does LU-CHU regret his watery joke or simply laugh at the ignorance and avarice of the drunken poet? Only the boisterous, or possibly murderous LU-CHU knows the answer to this puzzle. Perhaps, instead, he weeps at the loss of the larger than life poet and bon vivant. Does is it really matter? Soon enough LU-CHU will join LI-PO in his watery grave and both will fertilize the lotus blossoms. Then only PU-TAI will be left to laugh and recite verse to the moon.
Bent-Rod, formerly Li-Po

Comment by LI-PO 06.28.05 @ 6:52 pm

“Sass my Ass”, says a thunderstruck old man with a protuberant buddha jellybelly! Bent-rod

Comment by LI-PO 06.29.05 @ 7:10 pm

Fancy candy for children. Lu Chu not. Maybe animals of furred kind? Maybe. I wash the blood of this music with the sound of a sink draining into its own windpipe like snowmen. Travolta!

Comment by Fhank 07.27.05 @ 6:24 pm



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