JAZZ INFECTION is:

+a collaborative website featuring free mp3 downloads (currently: B’Angelo and LU CHU)
+not about jazz particularly
+not that we don’t care for jazz but it’s had its chance already, really, what, 80 years now? come on
+actually, maybe we “hate” “jazz”
+same goes for “rock” “music” for that matter
+seriously, it’s 2005
+I mean this is the nineties
+enough already

JAZZ INFECTION is not:

+one kind of music
+”indie”
+that kind of girl, but we sure would be, given the chance
+making any money from this and we have day jobs so donate if you like the tunes

JAZZ INFECTION thinks:

+”Die Hard” is the greatest action film ever made
+custom CD’s are available upon request for $10 (contact: info at jazzinfection dot com)
+the price and marketing of razor blades is one of the greatest scams ever unwittingly foisted upon the consumer public if not mankind
+we deserve it

common vernacular usages of JAZZ INFECTION:

+”I slept with Chick Corea and he gave me a terrible JAZZ INFECTION.”
+”The incorporation of the flatted fifth into popular music resulted in an irreversible JAZZ INFECTION.”
+”I slept with Jaco Pastorius and thought I got a terrible JAZZ INFECTION, but it turns out he was just dead.”